this dude got owned!.....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: what is the circumfrance of your right nipple

You: timesed by4

Stranger: can u speak turksh:D

You: if its 94 ur a lejand

You: i actual;ly can

Stranger: what

You: what u wana no??

Stranger: u can??:D:D

You: ne yaptığınızı merhaba

Stranger: hey

Stranger: merhaba:D:D

Stranger: kız mısın erkek misin:D:D:D

Stranger: we türkiye de mi oturuyosun almanyada filan mı:D

You: Ben sarışın bir kız kulüpler

Stranger: msn ın yada telefon numaran, fotoğrafın var mı??

You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz. ve yazmak türkçe, hayır argo dolu

Stranger: hmm pardon

Stranger: sen oturmak nerde

Stranger: ve benim horoz büyük çok

You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz.

Stranger: horoz=penis??

You: yes

Stranger: 24 cm:D

Stranger: do u want see it:D

You: where u live

Stranger: istanbul

Stranger: u??

You: great me 2

Stranger: oh where??:D:D

Stranger: and have u got telephone number or msn or cam or pic??:D:D

Stranger: ı want see u:D:D

You: come meet me 53 Şehzadebaşı Cd

Stranger: your home adress??

You: yes

Stranger: semt??

Stranger: aprt??

Stranger: daire??

Stranger: ı will go there tomorow ok??

You: yes i will be waiting xx

Stranger: :D:D

Stranger: are u russian:D:D

You: i will be wearing a red cap, and thigh high leather boots

You: x

Stranger: but ı need open adress:D

Stranger: whats x?:D:D

Stranger: ok when in tomorow??

Stranger: clock??

Stranger: :D:D

You: actually come meet me here, 17 Kalçin Sokak, Rüstempaşa

Stranger: in asia??

You: europe

Stranger: ok ı will go there tommorow

Stranger: at 6 oclock??

Stranger: ı live in florya bakırköy

Stranger: rüstempaşa is far...

Stranger: but ı will go:D:D

Stranger: ok??

You: is it by florya park? x

Stranger: but first ı must see u...

Stranger: yes:D

You: omg i'm like round the corner at my parents now

Stranger: florya yeşilköy bakırköy...:D:D

You: wait how old are u

You: i'm 19

Stranger: ım 20:D:D

Stranger: and whats ur name:D

You: tulisa

You: and u

Stranger: asım:D

Stranger: have u got msn??

You: no

Stranger: or have u got telphone

You: my parents live in ekim sk

You: do u no where that is

Stranger: how ı call u tommorow??

Stranger: do ı know??::D

Stranger: yes:d

Stranger: ın ekim sk. ın florya right??:D

You: yess xxxxxxxx

You: come meet me tonight

Stranger: :D:D

You: we can have some fun x

Stranger: are u there:D:D

You: YES

Stranger: ohhhhh

Stranger: okey:D:D

Stranger: can u go out??:D:D

Stranger: my house near the flyinn

Stranger: do u know flyinn??:D:D:D

You: meet me at the corner of mektep sk and gul sk

You: x

Stranger: now??

You: YES

You: i'm soo wet

Stranger: 1our later??

Stranger: but ıf u say your number u came:D

You: what?

Stranger: are u serios??

Stranger: ı want meet u

You: what is ur facebook? x

Stranger: asım danışman

Stranger: nezir685@hotmail.com

Stranger: add me ok??

Stranger: and whats your facebook??

You: i cant find you

You: tell me ur name again

Stranger: Asım Danışman

Stranger: and u tell:D

Stranger: can u find:D:D

You: by any chance do u know taha ozbekli? x

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u too??

You: haha i gave him a bj once lol

Stranger: really:D:D

Stranger: plzz tell me ur facebook:D

You: i dont have one i am using my parents computer

Stranger: how can ı see u:D

Stranger: okey

Stranger: have u got phone??

Stranger: how we can talk after

Stranger: can you come flyınn tomorow??:D

You: here is a pic of me http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tulisa1.jpg

Stranger: ok wait plzz

You: !! what u think??

You: i feel rly fat in that pick

You: am i fat? x

Stranger: no no

Stranger: u are so so so beatiful:D:D:D

You: stop lyin

You: u think i'm fat dont you

Stranger: no ı think u are not fat so much

Stranger: normal

Stranger: and ı love balık etli:D:D

Stranger: but u are so so so so good bby:D:D

Stranger: did u see me??:D:D

Stranger: are u there??

You: where can i see a better picture of you x

Stranger: hmm... ı have msn and cam

Stranger: and facebook

You: i dont have any of that

Stranger: did u find me facebook

Stranger: hmm...

You: set your facebook setting to let me see your pictures x

Stranger: real life??

Stranger: what ım sorry ı dont understand:D

Stranger: set your facebook setting to let me see your pictures x

Stranger: change my facebook pic??

You: yes xx

You: so i can just see you asim

Stranger: :D:Dokey bby wait plzz

Stranger: but u can find me??

You: yes but can only see 1 picture x

Stranger: ok ı change:D:D

You: quickly i'm getting so horny waiting

You: tell me when you have changed it

Stranger: 1 mın.

Stranger: or u tell ur number

You: cmon babe if i'm goin to see you later i'v go to hurry up

Stranger: ı will send u my pics:D:D

You: but i wanna see your facebook babe

You: plz xx

Stranger: okk:D:D

You: i'll give you a special surprise when i see you ;-)

Stranger: hmm what is ıt:D:D

Stranger: ı changed:D:D

Stranger: this my old pics but quickly:D:D

You: wow babe cant wait to meet you

You: are u a virgin

Stranger: yes:(

Stranger: ı want meet u...

You: shame.. maybe i can change that ;-)

Stranger: hmm:D:D

Stranger: how u can:D:D

Stranger: and ı want this so much:D:D

You: can u plz stop writing :D:D

Stranger: okey bby:D

You: it reminds me of my dead grandma

You: thats exactly how she smiled

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: are u there

You: ye

Stranger: ok what u want now

Stranger: do u want meet to me??

You: have you got weed babe

You: i need to get high first

Stranger: what does this mean

You: drugs babe

You: i need some vodka aswell

You: can you bring some babe

Stranger: okey

Stranger: not problem

You: have you got a condom

Stranger: yes ı have

You: just in case ;-)

Stranger: :D

You: no plz stop do that :D

You: it reminds me of her smile

Stranger: ok ı m sorry

Stranger: dont smile okey

You: thank you

You: so what do you want to do tonight? xxx

Stranger: tonight??

Stranger: how??

You: give me some ideas babe

You: make me horny x

Stranger: in heear??

You: yes

Stranger: ok but

Stranger: when we do it real life

You: when i'm dripping wet xx

Stranger: okey:D:D

Stranger: have u got big bobs right??

You: stop the smile

Stranger: ı want suck them

You: plz i keep seeing my grandma

Stranger: ı want touch ur bobs

Stranger: do u want this bby??

You: ahh yeah bbe

You: how big your cock

Stranger: big babe

You: how big cm

Stranger: ı dont know very well

Stranger: but 20 25 cm

You: plz measure accurate

Stranger: now??

You: yess babe x

Stranger: ı havent got metre

Stranger: or cetvel

You: i need to know

You: its very important

You: i have a throat problem and it cant be too big

Stranger: ok plzz waitbby

Stranger: how u can big??

You: the first thing i have to check when i see you is how big your cock is

You: if u are lying to me i will leave you

You: know tell me honestly x

Stranger: no...

Stranger: 20 cm:(:(

Stranger: ıs ıt small??

You: if u are lying i will leave :-(

You: know tell me honestly xx

Stranger: it is 20 or 19...

Stranger: tell me...

You: i dont mind

Stranger: my dick is small

You: no babe its big

You: just dont lie or i will have to leave you

Stranger: bis??

You: know tell me honestly how big is it

Stranger: ok babe...

Stranger: ı tell real number...

Stranger: but dont leave me

You: yes babe xxx

Stranger: ıs 17 18...

You: tell me honestly babe

Stranger: ıt ıs real number

Stranger: 17 18 cm...

Stranger: maybe 16...

Stranger: ıt ıs small??

You: no babe 10 is big for me xx

You: now tell me honestly xx

Stranger: 10 is big for u?

You: yes xxx

You: now tell me or i will leave

Stranger: real number is 16

You: my last boyfriend was only 8 and it was amazing

Stranger: oh öy god

You: tell me honestly or i will leave x

Stranger: ok ı see itagain

Stranger: but wait

Stranger: ı must be go my room

You: plz be quick i am really horny

Stranger: ok wait

You: !!

Stranger: bby

You: yes.. x

Stranger: u are right

Stranger: ıt ıs just 13 cm

Stranger: ı use rulers

Stranger: bby

Stranger: are u there

You: if this is lie i will leave

Stranger: okey bby

You: please now tell me honest

You: my lucky number is 11

You: is this it? x

You: anything above 6 cm is amazing xxx

Stranger: inik 11 kalkık ve zorlama 13:D

Stranger: no baby

Stranger: my penis is 11 12 13

You: tell me honest

You: or i will leave conversation

Stranger: okeeyy...

Stranger: but dont leave never??

You: then stop lying and stop reminding me of my grandmother

You: she had such an amazing smile and suck round tits

Stranger: okey....

Stranger: ın ruler 12 cm...

Stranger: but ı don t sure...

Stranger: ı think ıt is 7 8 cm...

You: Dont Lie lütfen

Stranger: okey bby dont lie

Stranger: ı ddnt lie

You: so how big

Stranger: not small...

Stranger: big enogh

You: you tell me number or i leave xx

Stranger: 7 8 cm...

Stranger: oh bby dont leave...

You: i really want to suck your dick but i dont like liers

Stranger: but 7 8 cm ıs... too small??

You: no i love big cocks

You: is it 7 or 8? x

Stranger: yes

You: 7 or 8

Stranger: belive plzz

You: which one 7 or 8

Stranger: 7.30

Stranger: do u want see my cock

You: yes i want it it to cum also !!!!! i want u!!

Stranger: ohhh bby ı want u too

Stranger: when we can meet

You: put a picture of your cock on facebook for 3 seconds so i can see xx

Stranger: no bby ı cant....

You: ok fine do u have a big bush???

Stranger: because my couısen and some friend online..

Stranger: bush??

You: pubes babe xx

You: hair

You: down there

Stranger: hmm... ı cut them last week

Stranger: do u like bush

You: mmmm babe

You: i love bush

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: ı have some bush now

You: how much?

You: measure plz xxxx

You: i want stick my tongue in your bush xx

Stranger: very very small bb

You: i like big :-((

You: is it abit big bush?

Stranger: 1 1.30 cm...

Stranger: curly bush

You: mmm yummy xxx

You: plz tell me do you have six pack

Stranger: six pack??

You: karın kası

Stranger: bby have u got pics your pussy or tits??

You: i'll show you in real life babe xx

Stranger: will u??

You: put a picture of you with no shirt on facebook xx

Stranger: when??

Stranger: bby ı cant now

You: after you put picture of you with no clothes

Stranger: and ı am on my dad s laptop

Stranger: after for u maybe

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: when we will meet

Stranger: and where

Stranger: ı want this week

You: then we meet in ekim sk

Stranger: when??

You: first show me picture of you with no shirt on xx

Stranger: oh bby...

You: this will make me horny for your cock in my mouth

Stranger: ı cant...

You: plzz babey

You: i will do anything when we meet

You: just show me picture

Stranger: ı have a hub some...

Stranger: ı cant...

Stranger: plzz understand me...

Stranger: and ı want only u see me

You: ok just show me another picture on facebook

Stranger: then??

You: then we meet and fuck babe xx

You: i need to see who i am fucking first

You: xx

Stranger: tonıght??

You: first put picture then i decide x

Stranger: ok...

Stranger: but wait

You: i will leave if you dont show me picture

Stranger: ı will

Stranger: wait

You: ok i will give you 1 more chance

Stranger: ı put

You: you are lie to me

You: please put picture

Stranger: no

Stranger: ı cant

Stranger: wait bby

Stranger: wait

Stranger: dont go

You: so change picture now x

Stranger: ı changed

Stranger: didu see

You: cant see clear please change again just you

Stranger: change again??

Stranger: ok bby

Stranger: but u wait plzz

Stranger: plzzzzzzzzz

You: plz be quick

You: i am getting horny from every picture

Stranger: and send me ur picture plzz

You: i only have the one i sent you

Stranger: one more??

Stranger: and ı change

You: http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dsc04735.jpg

Stranger: when ı was 14

You: do u like my picture

You: let me see picture of you know

You: or i leave

Stranger: u are so beatiful bby

You: are u say i am fat

Stranger: are u blonde right??

You: yes x

Stranger: this pic no no

Stranger: no

You: i leave if you dont show me facebook picture of you know

Stranger: how

Stranger: pic of u know???

Stranger: is what

Stranger: what know??

You: yes

You: show me picture of you know

Stranger: ı show

You: not 14

Stranger: now??

Stranger: okey bby

You: yes x

Stranger: wait

You: plz be quick i am horny x

Stranger: ok bby ok wait plzz

You: i cant wait babe plz be quick or i leave

Stranger: ok ok ı will

Stranger: plzz

You: ok hurry up

You: and i show you picture of me

You: http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dsc04759.jpg

Stranger: ı changed

Stranger: did u see

You: please put one of you on your own

You: not with friends

Stranger: own??

You: yes

Stranger: okey bb ı put aftr

You: just asim

Stranger: ı m very horny

You: no friends in picture

Stranger: and ı want suck pussy

You: i want suck asim big 7cm cock but first we need picture

You: or i leave

Stranger: okey

Stranger: dont leave okey

Stranger: wait

You: ok

You: here is picture to make dick stand like soldier on patrol

You: http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tincy-2.jpg

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: ı changed

You: i want see your face xx

You: make me horny

You: plz change

Stranger: ı havent got good pic....

You: you are very sexy asim

You: every picture good like horse semen

You: just change put sexy asim picture of face

Stranger: oh bby:D:D

Stranger: ı want see ur tits

You: not smile grandmother dead

Stranger: okey...

Stranger: ım sorry...

You: plz put pictur of your face or i leave

Stranger: okey...

Stranger: ı will

Stranger: but ıts end??

Stranger: okey??

Stranger: promise??

You: just put good picture to make me wet like swimming pool

Stranger: ı m not pic ın swımmıng pool

Stranger: ı m not have like this pics

You: my pussy wet like swimming pool

Stranger: ı will only show u

You: put pic of your face xx

You: or i leave asim

You: i really want your cock in my mouth and pussy and righ and left ear...

Stranger: ı search bby...

You: but i need picture

Stranger: ohhhh.....

Stranger: this is end photo

Stranger: did u see

Stranger: bby

Stranger: are u thereeeee

Stranger: bbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeey

Stranger: you tell me something

You: mmmm

You: yes

Stranger: what are u doing bby

You: asim can i tell u a secret!

You: !

You: xx

Stranger: yess

You: my name isnt really tulisa.......

Stranger: what

Stranger: bby

Stranger: whats ur name

Stranger: are u there

Stranger: talk smthing

You: ive never been to istanbul i am 2 jewish boys from LONDON BABY!!! :D :D my grandma never smiled like that it was more like this ;s we just tricked ur arab ars and ur cock is sooooooooooooooooo smalllll how do u do anything with it???? ur a crap little liar 24 cm all the way to 7cm lolololol we have tricked ur ugly hairy ars and also ur the ugliest guy ive ever seen.

Stranger: are u relly

Stranger: but

Stranger: where are u know mektep sk. ....

Stranger: taha ozbeklı??

You: yes bitch and we have copied this conversation... its going on the internet tomorrow and also we got all our information of google translater, google maps and google images... ps search tulisa on google images see what comes up u dirty arab

Your conversational partner has disconnected.