Penis Fountain.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: haii.
Stranger: do u have a penis?
You: no; but i can make one.
Stranger: really?
You: yeah; the penis fountain.
Stranger: woah wats that?
You: it just goes "WACHAAA! Damn yo VJ!"
You: And bamm. Penis.
Stranger: wow thats awesome i should go that fountain onne day
You: I like chooo. >:]
You: Fuck internal privates.
You: O_O
You: External is gross too.
You: But pleasureable.
You: -wink wink-
Stranger: yes i guess hey r
You: Mhmm.
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